- If you go into a tackle with deliberate intent to hurt a player, you’re a prize wanker … FACT!
- If you rake a kid down his chest and groin and injure his shoulder in the process, you’re an Olympic wanker … FACT!
- If you put out a player for weeks, you should spend the same time on the sidelines … should be FACT!
- With this, Ashley Williams is a World Record holding wank-master … FACT!
can’t wait ’til this clown plays next at Anfield!