Good ol’ Jaap Stam has, no doubt, ruffled some Manc feathers by maintaining that Demento Ferguson urged his players to hit the deck to earn penalties when playing in The Champions League.


Don’t try and stay on your feet if you’re in the box and get a slight kick”


– Whiskey Nose via Stam

He wants us to copy other sides we face in European competitions and go down to win a penalty. It’s tricky for me to take a dive, though. If I fall down under the slightest kick, I’m going to look stupid falling down like I’ve been shot!”

– Jaap Stam


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