October 2009


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‘Well he won the free kick so I guess he had a right to take it, the little dink’

… word for word the Setanta commentator in the 11th. minute during the Arse v. Reds match tonight.

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An even more dim than usual Manure representative, which frankly takes some doing!

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Today, we witnessed a colossal, team-performed master class.

From front to back, the effort was palpable from the kick-off. Many are saying that Manure had an off day or that they didn’t play well. Quite simply, we didn’t allow them to play by virtue of tactics, the eleven on the pitch, passion & desire.

The midfield was owned by Masch & yes… Lucas, who’s forward running forays proved highly effective indeed. Captain on the day Carra was belting; absolutely top drawer. Dagger played very well as did our full backs. Aurelio did a wonderful job on the left & Dirk, on top of his tireless & incomparable commitment, interchanged fantastically with and alongside the inspired Yossi. Then there’s Nando; pushed, pulled & kicked with no protection from referee Marriner. There are no real superlatives left to articulate how unmitigatedly brilliant El Nino truly is. His celebration of his own goal & N’Gog’s brought tears to my eyes. He is as Red as they come & it warms my soul.

Nando 1-0N'Gog 2-0

Seeing Sami in the stands with Stevie, King Kenny delighting in the win & even Hicks doing his nut made the day ever the more special. We muffled the Mancs. Berbatwonk & Shrek were rendered almost useless & the laughable Owen was effectively owned. Watching Giggs having to defend & our forwards persistently in the faces of Snoop Dogg & ‘Early Bath’ Vidic was a delight to witness.

To say that I & millions of others are made up redefines understatement. We must now push on. We have three away games in a row. Arsenal in the Tin Cup is of no worry. Fulham in the league next week will be no cakewalk, they played very well against Citeh today. We’re then off to Lyon for a must-win before we’re back at Anfield to face Birmingham on November 9th.

Salute the below, diamonds every one.

Walk On.
Dara

25 Reina

22 Insua

12 Aurelio

2 Johnson

5 Agger

yellow card 23 Carragher

21 Lucas

yellow card red card 20 Mascherano

18 Kuyt

9 Torres *

15 Benayoun **

On The Bench

1 Cavalieri

27 Degen

37 Skrtel ** (91)

26 Spearing

24 Ngog * (80)

10 Voronin

19 Babel

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Alberto Trains… With A Ball !

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Balloon Bollocks

This has got nothing to do with Balloons, beach balls or Stevie & Nando’s international duty injuries. I really do wish it were that simple. What we are sadly contending with here is a crisis. It’s an overused tag to be sure yet the word crisis, in this instance, I do feel obligated to use.

As a mate Mike opined, it was Johnson vs. Sunderland today. Morale, or lack thereof, was palpable. 3-4-3 was confusing to us fans, never mind those on the pitch. Mascherano sitting on the bench mystified me as did Riera’s arse gathering splinters.

It deeply saddens to me to impart our unmitigated lack of depth & the ridiculously unhealthy reliance upon no.’s 8 & 9. Without them we look devoid of ideas & penetration options; ordinary at best. Several players, by virtue of injury & tactical formation, were offered their chance to shine… an unequivocal invitation. This opportunity was chucked about like a hot potato that only Glen wanted to hold on to.

Rafa’s tactics have always been unconventional & when they work, then magic… pure magic. More often than not of late though, myself & millions of others have been left bemused. We saw what Bruce’s Sunderland can do two weeks ago at The Skip. Any lessons to be learned here!? Methinks so.

I reckon we’re looking at Demento’s successor in Bruce. If my disdain for him is anything to go by, then he looks quids in. Said plonker undid us tactically & motivated his players, in combination with our own passive & spineless display, to attack us in waves. They never really concertedly shut up shop & we had no counter today to speak of.

Early days it is but we need radical & quick change. Our good players don’t all of a sudden turn bad so what’’s behind this demise?

Bunch of arse that we don’t deserve.

Walk On

Dara

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